Me: I was reading online reviews about this hotel and someone wrote: "The bathroom was dirty. There was 'downstairs hair' on the bathtub."
My twin: hahahahahahahaha
Me: Then armpit hair is mezzanine hair.
Me: Hair on your head is penthouse hair.
My twin: Then what is nose hair?
Me: Balcony hair.
My twin: Chest hair is lobby hair.
My twin: Leg hair is basement hair.
Me: I can't believe I'm having this discussion with you and finding it funny!
My twin: I'm snorting
The next day:
Me: Can you believe, last night, when i thought about our lobby hair conversation, i started laughing again
Me: Why am i so easily amused by stuff as puerile as this??? hahahahhahahah
My twin: Its not puerile! we are comic geniuses!
(We are also deluded.)