My theory is that as parents, you'll never know the truth about how cute your little sprog really is. This is because, to you, the baby will be the cutest baby in the world, and when your friends gush over how adorable the baby is, you can never be sure whether they're just being diplomatic.
But of course, this rule does not apply to me; my baby is the cutest baby in the world. And my friends are really sincere when they coo over the Babycrat.
So says the deluded Pukesome Mummy.