Inane conversation #241:
Me: I just devoured a box of chicken biscuits, hahahaha
My twin: wahahahahahah I went home and ate prawn crackers! I tell you, that stuff is like crack!
Me: YES! It shd be a controlled substance! So ppl like me don't kill ourselves eating it!
My twin: Worse is you don't die. Just grow fat.
So true. And so tragic.