Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Me: I don't understand why our bedroom is so hot compared to outside. It's quite cool here in the kitchen what. But when I walk into the room, I feel a blast of warm air.

The Resident Bureaucrat: It's because you have too much junk in the room. It traps heat.

Me: You're bluffing me. Are you taking advantage of the fact that I didn't study physics to bluff me things?

The Resident Bureaucrat: Really, it's true. I studied it in physics. Those things in the room trap heat.

Me: I don't believe you. Next thing, you'll be telling me that those things in the room trap oxygen also. Then we won't have enough air to breathe.

The Resident Bureaucrat: That might be a possibility.

Me: I knew it! You were lying to me! You were taking advantage of the fact that I didn't study physics!

The Resident Bureaucrat: Well, you know, you arts people...

(which was when I kicked him.)