Yesterday was a public holiday, and because I had to go to work, the Babycrat was left the Resident Bureaucrat's care.
Don't worry, this won't be a story about how he nearly ended up killing the Babycrat. This is not Three Men And A Baby. And besides, the Resident Bureaucrat is rather adept at babycare; he can not only keep the Babycrat entertained in between heating up bottles of expressed milk, he can even bathe the baby.
However, while changing the Babycrat's diaper, he found that the sticky tape on the diaper wouldn't stick. So he stapled the diaper shut*.
This is such a guy's way of solving problems - when in doubt, just bring out the weapons.
Most people would just use masking tape.
By most people, I mean female people, of course.
*No baby was harmed in the writing of this post. Fortunately, the staple never came into contact with the Babycrat's skin.