More stupid questions from book customers:
"Are there any freebies?"
The offer of my first born son still stands.
Customer: "Where did you buy these books?"
Customer (with an expression on face that suggests enlightenment): "Ah!"
(What I really wanted to say was this: "Well, you know there's this place where you can find lots of books which you can take home if you pay money? That's called a bookshop. No really, people do go to such places to buy books."
"Do you know where I can buy The Time Traveller's Wife?"
7-eleven got sell. (This one suggested by my hidden co-seller, for whom customer service is not her forte either.)