Friday, June 12, 2009

Ms M, the sub who can spot a bolded fullstop from a moving van, was at work. While subbing a story on a device which monitors electricity usage in the house, she spotted the following sentence:

"Before the device came into play, the father of two had no idea which appliance used the most energy in his condom*."

It must be a vibrator that went into the condom, commented Ms M, since it used electricity. Not only that, she figured it must be a really big vibrator to use that much electricity.

Me thinks maybe the woman in the house is hard to satisfy.

*When questioned, the writer swore that he had typed in 'condominium', not 'condom' and that someone with a freudian desire had changed it during editing. This person is not Ms M.

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