The Newlywed says she wants a doughnut, so her husband offers to get her one. But she turns him down, saying that she doesn't want to have to ask him for one, because if she has to, it doesn't count anymore.
I so agree with her. Men should be able to read our minds and offer whatever it is that we want before we ask for it.
We are not mind readers, the guys would protest. Sorry, being unreasonable is our birthright. Live with it.
The newlywed adds that she can read her husband's mind so well, his head might as well be transparent. So why can't he read hers? I also say.